"How was I supposed to know that there was an actual person out there called Joe Vigilanti?!"
"Jimmy's as safe as a bug in a baby's bottom."
Matthew: "In fact in Japan they've got all kinds of different things to eat." Bill: "Yeah, I know Matthew it's called Chinese food. Now shut up."
Bill: "What is this?" Lisa: "That's a Hello Kitty backpack silly!" Matthew: "That is sooo perfect for him isn't it?" Bill: "Oh Matthew, I can't accept this..." Matthew: "Oh no please." Bill: "...because I'm neither Japanese, 14 years old nor a girl."
"Let me say to you what I told my brother last Thanksgiving, 'Give me my money back!'"
Matthew: "Hey, you know in Japan, you're allowed to eat seaweed." Bill: "No, that is so fascinating I almost forgot you had presents."
