"Believe it or not Dave, you're NOT Joseph Stalin and this ISN'T Elizabethan England... I demand my right to speak! People, what is WNYX? Country Club... NO! We're a fighting unit, am I right? And what do fighting men and women do when they're faced with adversity? They give in! Especially when they're hopelessly outmanned. So they're carting our equipment away? So what!? The only equipment this group needs is a half dozen number twos and a pair of golden throats. That's the spirit! So let's all keep a stiff upper lip and get behind Dave."